macarena-of-time:

I like saying ily because it’s like saying i love you without the commitment

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milktree:

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

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cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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66067) Do you really think making people with EDs feel shit is the way forward? Quit saying stuff like ‘only a dog like a bone’ and ‘real women have curves’ it DOESN’T help.

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me: [walking past book store]

me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]

mom: no

apatows:

scott is my favorite kardashian sister

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sheisahopelessromantic:

marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

 #men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism

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me: i'm sorry, it's just it's been a bad day

me: of a tough week

me: of a bad month

me: of a terrible year

me: of a dreadful existence

me: omg i have so much stuff to do

me: i don't even have enough time for all this

me:

me: *opens tumblr*

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a-mad-girl-with-a-blog:

jesuschristvevo:

loganmcowen:

“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING

I’ve never skipped Breakfast.

the curtains close and everyone stands up in amazement. they clap until their hands turn bright red and they sit back down because no one gives a shit

you guys are being kinda intense about breakfast 

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sagarnaga:

how wonderful is it that we laugh because our bodies cannot contain the joy 

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